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      CommentAuthorsamorost
    • CommentTimeMay 15th 2008
     # 1
    Hey guys, I just fed my introduction through this website: http://tashian.com/perl/multibabel.cgi.

    This thing translates anything into French, then back into English, then into Spanish, then back into English and so forth (including Korean, Mandarin and Japanese) and outputs the final text in English. This is what would happen if my message made it through around the globe a few times:

    Today!

    They are extension of the chain of Nico Guevara of the standard of silicone. I, that one that had less only thought about the base to
    here to the mornings of the Latin of America, crosses it.... Registry 25 of the year after the year, applications he probably of this
    company/signature,: it has the work of the Internets, colocation, disturba of the site of the Web finished to the technique of the
    sustenation he IP, serveur, of transference and the conduction and and therefore to traverse in the field. If to try the knowledge when
    demanding of that one the morning he is strong, an electronic musician probably here, is he, new album of the mine of downloadet directly and
    is, (freedom of odore too much: )) HTTP: The gift of //noisnois.com/download/albumes/nn003/nn003_Samorost_Entropy_full_release.zip
    which approximately I used 9 wages of the keys of tobaccoes, I for directly the examinación to the decree of reinstallazione of the
    tobacco of the tobacco of the inspiration. Recently in the first place to the married men and the women whom the month modernized, my uniform
    of the period of the tobacco nevertheless goes to the period of the inspiration, carriering of the data and to the remarkable person of
    the tobacco. In 2007 the member of the date that really executes Snuffhouse.org of - to the anniversary of October my internal June!

    The interior of the tin of and MSN observes www.myspace.com/samorostproject and shiva731@hotmail.com ignited like him the mine.

    Peace!

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    WOW. Post your babelized introduction :)
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      CommentAuthorWalrus1985
    • CommentTimeMay 16th 2008
     # 2
    Come again?!?!?!
    • CommentAuthorsnuffster
    • CommentTimeMay 17th 2008
     # 3
    Fabulously meaningless! I particularly like - 'for directly the examinación to the decree of reinstallazione of the
    tobacco of the tobacco of the inspiration.' !!!!

    Think Ill set that to music!
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      CommentAuthorRoderick
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2008
     # 4
    I'm doing a little research for a snuff history page for our website and I came across this Chinese history of snuff and the snuff bottle. Damn it! Now I'm going to have to write a whole new history.

    “Tobacco originated with the Indians of North America, and they are the earliest people who are absorbed the tobacco. The cenobite Pani in Spain followed Columbus to the second exploration in 1903, and went to the Continent, also found that the Indians have this kind of custom that to absorb the tobacco. The tobacco in North America began to widespread Europe through sailors, Boanerges and soldiers since 1960, and snuff began to prevail in Europe. So some maharajas and peers began to absorb the snuff, and become a kind of vogue in some countries, even some princesses also absorbed the snuff slinkingly. The princes usually put the snuff into wine and drink it out. At last, this kind of custom that absorbed the snuff was widely spreaded to all over the world.

    Chinese snuff bottle has a long history of four hundred years so far. It is a favourite thing as Chinese cultural relic in the world. Also it’s an epitome of Chinese art. Chinese paintings, foreign paintings, calligraphy, engrave, inlay, and bowlder, porcelain, lacquer, enamel and metal, etc art all concentrate in snuff bottle.

    The snuff comes to China in Longqing Period of Ming Dynasty. At that time, people put snuff into the bottle as medicine. When you want to use it, you can get it from the bottle, it’s very convenient. The utensil that is filled with snuff was called “snuff bottle”. The popular snuff makes the snuff bottle develope quickly. People can make different shape bottles of all kinds of material, such as: Gold, Silver, Copper, Porcelain, Bowlder, Coral, Agate, Jade, Crystal, Wood, Bamboo root, gourd, etc. The snuff bottle not only has a certain practicability, also as an important present in international intercourse. According to the history record, Emperor Kang Xi 58 Year(1719) of Qing Dynasty, Peter the Great of Russia has been deputed to Yisi Mand Luofu as Chinese ambassador. They visited chinese glass factory of Made department in Yangxin Palace after they went to China, and saw lots of fine snuff bottles. The snuff bottles in Qing Dynasty were presents to foreign kings by the Shengzu emperor of Qing Dynasty through foreign ambassadors.”
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      CommentAuthorsamorost
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2008
     # 5
    LOL, as long as you don't get absorbed by the tobacco it's all good.
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      CommentAuthorbob
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2008
     # 6
    the bottles from what I understand are tradional chinesse medicine bottles as in they where used as medicine bottles before snuff came to china. Snuff became popular in china as smoke was outlawed and snuff was considered a medicine primarily a stomach medicine. Don't qoute me on this but it might be something to look into.
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      CommentAuthorbob
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2008
     # 7
    p.s. the site sam sent doesn't seem to work for me. :(
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      CommentAuthorsamorost
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2008
     # 8
    Doh. You're right, I didn't double-check.

    Here's the right one: http://tashian.com/multibabel/

    Enjoy!
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      CommentAuthorbob
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     # 9
    The chain is my name, of that alive one in the Pará of the university
    of the united interior of the condition I declare (these of half we),
    of that with a memory of the especiero in the work that work, of the
    food ausgebritten (the work of the cook of simpilist never, also the
    payment more more good possible). Amndt I gave to Í a musician and an
    artist. They do not die emits, I has a part of my art and music in the
    chain (dabob23 with flickr.com and in the propaganda of the
    propagation with myspace.com) has a domestic animal at the moment,
    exactly if my first cat determines the years (he he you old impressive
    age and). It had reniflé during 13 years three of these years like my
    general tobacco. Marcature preferential of the mine is friborg and
    when treyer in the first place, Wilsons in the second station of the
    work, hat is mine more third person or thing of the favorite, exactly
    if it can go to the elasticity that the legend of the receiver of
    paper of the lhea determines years and my person or thing of the
    favorite. My preferential Schnupftabak is Santo F&T Damingo,
    choclate of the hat and the ozone of the chair. Exactly if alot the
    tobacco and the Schnupftabak appreciates.
  1.  # 10
    Oh of course, I should have known.
    • CommentAuthorsnuffster
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     # 11
    'even some princesses also absorbed the snuff slinkingly'

    My dreams will be full of slinking princesses absorbing snuff!!
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      CommentAuthorbob
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     # 12
    I know just wish I knew what the schnupftabak appreciates then I could keep it happy.
    • CommentAuthorejacerooni
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     # 13
    proper way to take snuff

    It considers this film of We_ve. The character estimates the
    installation of the tobacco, has the small remarkable person of the
    tobacco in the sustenation and this low Wekzeugspritze and stops in
    the east those to the sacador of renifle of Wekzeugspritze. But the
    remarkable tobacco estimates is this and gives the form with the error
    to the way. It indicates that the propellent that the Renifler is good
    depends then with the causes on Wekzeugspritze for the interior with
    starnuto the serious throat with the currents with after perforating
    of the Wekzeugspritze the partial stations of the work. An end comes
    to the buttock to consider the greatest piece of the remarkable person
    of the tobacco: 1) and he is he, is equal small in the beginning of
    the tobacco the remarkable person of the new Wekzeugspritze. It begins
    little of childhood. 2) structure transforms interior into U.S.ABLE,
    of that person remarkable of tobacco of inspiration _, (_ if it
    becomes between the account and stufensprunges of barretta he brani of
    man_s that arrives to be solved), the remarkable person of the tobacco
    of the Wekzeugspritze of the zone to after partial retirement and/or
    or the remarkable people of the squeezes of the tobacco in the rich
    ones of satisfer of the section between the extremity with barretta
    invest. 3) because eupnée of the aeronautics of the situation exactly
    inhaled, of that the remarkable person of the tobacco is inhaled
    extremely something to that one budgets. 4) to feel odore,
    precipitated is considered felt. The movement possibly sneezed of the
    felt. The benzine finishes to That_s completely and. It always follows
    the unit of the objective of the remarkable person of the tobacco of
    the soldier, that one that is printed again of the handkerchief.
    Nevertheless, if the remarkable one comes sistematicamente estimated
    from the tobacco, of the small necessity to starnuto. The safeguard is
    ulteriorly the remarkable person of the tobacco is calm in the
    hermetic ship in the program, guarantee of trockensubstanz dry. What I
    interest the oil and interests of odore simple of the vector that the
    contact of the aeronautics, that one he destroys for the remarkable
    person of the humidity of the tobacco.
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      CommentAuthorsamorost
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     # 14
    1) and he is he, is equal small in the beginning of the tobacco the remarkable person of the new Wekzeugspritze. It begins little of childhood.

    This reminds me of a religious book...
    • CommentAuthorsnuffster
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2008
     # 15
    You are right! We could put this onto a stone tablet and start a new religion! St Samorost? The Prophet Snuffster? No, Ive got it..........The Trout, Rod and Holy Toque....
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      CommentAuthorWalrus1985
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2008
     # 16
    LMAO I love it keep em coming!
    • CommentAuthorejacerooni
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2008
     # 17
    haha sam u firstgot the best part of that line. the begginning of the story

    An end comes to the buttock to consider the greatest piece of the remarkable person
    of the tobacco: 1) and he is he, is equal small in the beginning of
    the tobacco the remarkable person of the new Wekzeugspritze. It begins
    little of childhood.
    • CommentAuthorsnuffster
    • CommentTimeMay 24th 2008
     # 18
    You can just hear some priest intoning this at the front of a church...'And HE is HE, is EQUAL small in the BEGINNING...' I is saved brother!!
    • CommentAuthorMalrynn
    • CommentTimeMay 24th 2008
     # 19
    I just got a hilarious result. I tried the wikipedia article for "book" and this came out:

    A book is to posizionare or an accumulation of the paginations, that
    one to her is written, copy, illustrates or for the white man, the
    given form of paper, pergament or the something you to another
    physical dowry, repaired with the folding a to a pagination normally.
    A simple pagination in a book is called a pagination and each
    pagination of a pagination is called a pagination.

    Especially the last sentence is hilarious!
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      CommentAuthorbob
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2008
     # 20
    wow wow wow Malrynn has caused hurt of brain!
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      CommentAuthorsamorost
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2008
     # 21
    HAHAHAHA!!! Malrynn, that is just hilarious!
    • CommentAuthorKunugaa
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2008
     # 22
    Nice, I just laughed for over a minute at the last sentence.

    It's like an episode of South Park (I think) where they go to some planet where every noun is the same word.
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      CommentAuthorbob
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2008
     # 23
    marklar I think that was the word. Or "marklar marklar marklar marklar marklar marklar marklar".