the out of context quote page. :)

Dogwalla

"Nothing wrong with curious fingers!"

MikeMoose

Sloth

"my piece was too large and added more moisture than I planned, so be careful!" - Xander

"wipe it off and put it in the box." - ELMOS

transistor

Yep, tried both ways, with and without tea bags

 

-@OscarWabbit

MikeMoose

"but stuff like Coke lasts so little I find myself chain sniffing it." - Dogwalla

YOU FIEND!  LOL

bob

furious is a sick sick man check out what he said.....

Some bits from today's lunch of bbq spareribs, dead skin and scalp secretions

bob

don't let him near your ribs.

Sloth

"i can go stick it in there for a little, if that will make you happy" - Pot Poe

MikeMoose

LOL

Vito445

"just don't forget how powerfull your head actualy is." - bob

n9inchnails

but the stronger the craving the more I include the handwork and take smaller pinches -  Theatre

Dogwalla

"I was refering to the butockular duality. " - Snuffster

Talljim

"...one can't have too much VD on hand." -Bloodnativ

Bart

Cstokes: "Here is your new thread to discuss your current choice of oral"

 

:O

bob

Nothing current about it, more like permanent choice.

 

AllanH

Toque:
'a few guys on
here have used their wives/partners stockings'

bob

Bish 777

 being artificial doe snot

bob

what is he talking aboot?

Xander

musk. Imitation musk scent to be precise.

Gimpy1261

@Prismaster  

i just crap a tin or two. at least one tin is in a pocket of both
jackets every time to secure my steady supply in all life situations. ^^

I bet that is painful

JohnnyFriday

I like it cut a bit like this                                               

 "just crap a tin or two. at least one..."

MrColcannon

"I thought that taking it up the nose sounded pretty unique" --- Zacknsnuff

Bart

n9inchnails:

"cheese down their throat like its going out of style.  "

n9inchnails

OscarWabbit

 "I pinch when out but at home I always spoon"

Harlequin

"...my nose looks like the south end of a northbound baboon..." - Dogwalla

cstokes4

Roderick:

I was born with a small hole

I only have a thin piece of skin 

 I further damaged my nose bending it first to the left and then to the right 

at least one part of my body is acceptable

Bart

 

That is the most disgusting string of confessions I've ever read.

MikeMoose

I love this Thread LOL

Juxtaposer

"The only agenda we promote in The Ephemeris is anti-ignorance and free distribution of knowledge. If that's too political for some folks, we understand. There's always Archie comics and Sears Catalogs for the rest of the population."

                                                         snuffpub  

howdydave

Are Archie comics still around?
Last time I saw one of those was about 40 years ago!

Harlequin

Yup. I don't read them, but alot of the time you can find them around a walmart check-out counter.

MikeMoose

I still have a few somewhere LOL.  And a few Calvin and Hobbes!

JohnnyFriday

@furious  He keeps his pimp hand strong!

"back of hand out in public and spoon in private"

furious

thought you fellas would enjoy that line

MrColcannon

 pimp hand  :)) excellent!

Dogwalla

@Harlequin

"I've found myself constantly playing with it, turning it over and over in my hand, ect....and it's only increased"

Abraxas

This thread reads like cheap porn. (oh, don't quote that)

The cigar has to go to Roderick

:-))

[Deleted User]

" I'd also skip the lead casket if you want to live "

Roderick

Xander

I have been eating baby food all day

-SnuffSniffer

Toque

Why do I end up on here so often? and don't answer. 

Abraxas

Oh, just the urge to pick on you I suppose.  >:)

bob

you try that's what I think.

 

Abraxas

Bob, you are without doubt the king of the Universe.

bob

? Though you just inspired the title of a story.

AllanH

the bob

bob

true.

jamesqm18

"Want some booger sugar?"

Walrus1985

PMSLMAO I've not been on here very often since November as I've spent most of that time in hospital mostly due to me crushing 2 discs in my back and having surgery that went wrong. Top and bottom of it is I can hardly feel my legs and now have to walk with a zimmer frame :-(. Christ 26 and crippled. Ah well the only way is up I guess. I've missed so much on here I've a lot of catching up to do. @Pieterclassen I'm sorry for your loss mate only read about it a few minutes ago, if you ever want a chat just pm me. Hope everybody is ok.

Stefan

AllanH

Fair enough Stefan! +1 for Zimmer frame. Nice to see you back.

Walrus1985

Cheers Allan! Good to be back :-)

Stefan

PieterClaassen

Welcome back, Stefan and  thank you for your invite.  And don't worry about your legs, you are still very young and you will mend perfectly in time.  I know it must be very bad at present though.  You are in my thoughts and prayers