the out of context quote page. :)

this page is for copying qoutes from this list that sound funny when taken out of context :) Here is the first one.
"most say we've tamed those Barnyard/locker room aromas"-roderick
Just try to behave and well have a funny page here.

Troutstroker

"Nasally is better. But orally is okay too"-GoldenBoy

oaxaca

"I tend to have about four on the go at any given time" - Snuffster

:p

Xander

"I wish my pestle had a motor - but the battery power works OK" -RobME

sychodelix

I tried using orally once! It sucked! LOL -Tom (bakdoor)

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Xander: I might get them someday, just for the collection though.

ROFL!!!!!!!

RobME

"WHOA! Are these real prices?" -EsotericPC

Johndeere89

"The old ones are the best ones!"-Midnightmosesuk

Troutstroker

"I rub a little chapstick around my nostrils when it happens to me." -Matt

"I think it is better to suck and spit it out, you don't want it in you system." -Snuff Head

"I just drink something and the problem goes away." -Snuffbox

"I've been pinching and rubbing the last few days." -bob

Xander

Ok, Troutstroker gets the gold medal so far. (also silver and bronze all in one posting)

oaxaca

Haha this thread is amusing!

"I was pretty plastered, and the girlfriend was ready" Atari 007

"the wife is asleep, so its a matter of my own life or death" Xander

Snuffbox

LOL Trout, you picked some great ones there! Oaxaca gets 2nd prize

SnuffHead

@ Troutstroker, I just wanted that coment sinking lol!

PieterClaassen

"Painting the bathroom to Blood, Sugar, Sex Magic" - Nightcap

RobME

"I'm not comfortable marinating my teefs in molasses nowadays." -snuffdog

PieterClaassen

"I wonder what they got to teach me" - Alex

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Bob: it's amazing what you can get a d.j. to do if they like your musical taste

:^O

ROFL!!!

nightcap

When I was a kid, only "Ou Ooms" (old guys) used snuff. --> Pieter Classen

toffeenose

'can't wait to get a tub of ganga. ' bob

Xander

But darn, that fine white powder is more addictive than anything, and if I die, it will be from that. - tom502

bob

about the dj qoute, sorry snuffyPM out of context puts it in proper context as well just a diffrent context equaly in context.

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Bob: ^{"about the dj qoute, sorry snuffyPM out of context puts it in proper context as well just a diffrent context equaly in context."}

Bob, I do appreciate Latin as much as the next fellow - but may I ask: "What the heck did you just say???!"

LOL

oaxaca

"out of context puts it in proper context as well just a diffrent context equaly in context" - Bob

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HA!!!

I scoff!!!

Context is way over-rated - hmmm, except in Biblical studies..........

:^O

Back to the drawing board I suppose!!!

ROFL!!!!!!!

bob

hmm, except in Biblical studies - snuffyPM.
p.s. I think it may be because this is a snuff list but when I see the PM I think prime minister

Snuffbox

I thought it meant Preacher Man.

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Bob: ^{hmm, except in Biblical studies - snuffyPM.
p.s. I think it may be because this is a snuff list but when I see the PM I think prime minister}

Actually my good man, this is an out of contest list - and in the study of the Good King's Word context is of utmost import!!! Ne-ver have so many, given so little, to so few - this shall be, our finest hour, maybe - for we shall fight the snuff from the back of our hands, from between thumb and finger, and even with a bullet shoved up our noses - for our Isle of Snuff shall pre-vale!!!

And Robert, my good fellow, I shall be sober in the morning... :^P

Long live the king..............eeeeeeeer..............I mean Prime Minister!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROFL!!!!!!!

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Snuffbox: ^{I thought it meant Preacher Man.}

;^)

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KrashKing405: I'd be willing to help out.

Troutstroker

"You could try rubbing some solid beeswax on it should help" -bertiemonster

Snuffster

"where do you get tonka beans from juxtaposer?" Sandy13076

(the lack of a single comma turns that from a sensible question to a discussion on which bit of juxtaposer to obtain tonka beans from)

RobME

"I LOVE this forum because I've learned so much about a lot of topics which is off topic!!!!!" -Pieter Claassen

Xander

@ bigblue1: its not as funny when I tell you to do it.... Don't worry, I'll get you back ;=}

Xander

All of mine are loose except the new zebra I got. I grabbed one because I know thy go fast. -Jarhog

Note to Jarhog, you might try keeping your animals in a pen. Also cheetahs are faster.

Jarhog

They taste better when they are free range. I have to laugh at that one myself!!!

leman

"I ALWAYS like a strong kick in the head" - Sprangalang

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"Just plain sexy." - Cstokes4

oaxaca

"Soon they should be long enough to try that again" Avish

Xander

@ oaxaca: LOL! I think you have the gold medal now.

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Must be the constant exposure to live frequencies that cause us to "take", lol... - Sneezewort

leman

I just wanted to experience it in my mouth - tom502

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toffeenose

leman, do you like pain? - Xander

cstokes4

MrSnuff has done me right every time.... - ibild

toffeenose

Put 'em in your mouth. - tom502

cstokes4

it went flying straight down my throat - Pieter

cstokes4

You could still put it your mouth if you wanted to. - tom502

toffeenose

bigbuyer: Yahoo......Sniffing out of a 200 gram bag of Coke. It's great...

PieterClaassen

"I'm a 35 year old Scottsman" - SYBD

Nothing WE can do about it!!!!!

leman

No one wanted to take the plunge though. Maybe I should have tried getting them drunk too! - midnightmooseuk

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