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      CommentAuthorNoseBag
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008 edited
     # 1
    Hi All,

    No, it's not a new blend of snuff before you ask! It's driving the Missus crazy, but a promise is a promise...

    When I entered the beard growing competition, (over a drunken skype conversation with my mate who's recently moved 'down under', and is feeling a wee bit home-sick) I intended to play to win!

    Not really a beard, more of a goatee. It's getting long and I now have a 'over hang' or whatever it's called going on, which elongates my chin. I've thought about going for the 'Czar of Russia' look with it, or even a 'Billy Connolly' - dyeing it and putting plaits in it when it's long enough...

    Apologies for the 'cauliflowered' left ear - a throw back to my rugby playing days I'm afraid!

    Julia reckons it's best that Snuff Store isn't a 'real world' shop, as she says I'm scary looking enough without the beard and I'd most probably frighten all the customers away...

    So come on, I need suggestions. Is there any particular 'look' that you guys think I should be going for with this?

    • CommentAuthorKunugaa
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     # 2
    You should snuff more schmalzler, it gives the upper lip a very distinctive look.
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      CommentAuthorNoseBag
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008 edited
     # 3
    That should ensure that I get pulled over on a regular basis and get the 'James Herriot' treatment by the police!
    No, I think I'll try something else... LOL!
    • CommentAuthorejacerooni
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     # 4
    make it a triangle. shape it so its wide at the top and just narrow and more narrow on the bottom. or dice it off in the middle and have a left and right side. brades too.
  1.  # 5
    Get a can of mustache wax and start training some handle bars. That would give you that 'high class' snuffers look. Of course you might need to get a monocle and pinch snuff with your pinky out. I would go with a fu manchu or adds some mutton chops

    Or you could grow the chin hair longer and braid it with beads for that pirate look.

    How about the Wyatt Earp look?


    Or maybe the 'madusa'
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      CommentAuthorNoseBag
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     # 6
    Now those are fantastic... The wife would go mental!

    I knew I could rely on you Troutie, you're in the lead so far!
  2.  # 7
    Tim, how about a windmill beard?

    • CommentAuthorsnuffster
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     # 8
    Nice beard Tim, I just think men look better with them.
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      CommentAuthorLazarus
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008 edited
     # 9
    I'd love to grow a proper manly beard like this one (don't fancy the nose studs though!!)

    Seriously though Nosebag I don't think your beard looks too bad.
      Beard!.jpg
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      CommentAuthorNoseBag
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     # 10
    Hi Lazarus,

    My goodness that's got to win the prize for 'fullest' beard... It's probably got it's own eco-system at work in it!
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      CommentAuthorNoseBag
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     # 11
    Troutie, have you found a 'comedy' beard site on the sly?

    Can you imagine the work that goes in to that every morning?

    #Going clip, clippity clop on the stairs...#

    LOL!
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      CommentAuthorLazarus
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     # 12
    I bet Wyatt Earp was tasting his breakfast hours after he ate it...
    • CommentAuthorbetonente
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     # 13
    honestly i think your beard looks smashing. it really goes well with your features and gives you a distinguished look, something renaissance like.

    i would grow it longer on the front and give it more of a wedge shape. the moustache i would trim back as needed.

    you want sidebeards to go with it.
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      CommentAuthorLazarus
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     # 14
    'Buggers grips!'
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      CommentAuthorNoseBag
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     # 15
    Hey Lazarus,

    Thanks for the encouragement!

    Had the 'bugger grips' for a few years now...

    Might try and join them up diagonally to the moustache in a RAF wing commander style!
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      CommentAuthorLazarus
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     # 16
    Talking about the RAF have you seen this sketch on the Miller and Armstrong show?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdAlYF67r9E&feature=related
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      CommentAuthornightcap
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     # 17
    go for the Dimebag beard.
    "think pink"
      DimebagDarrell.jpg
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      CommentAuthorLazarus
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     # 18
    Isn't that guy dead or am I thinking of someone else?
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      CommentAuthornightcap
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     # 19
    Yes.
    Dimebag is no longer with us.
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      CommentAuthorSnuff Head
    • CommentTimeJul 19th 2008
     # 20
    I think that beard fits, just let it grow a little longer. And when you get the time straighten those pictures thats behind you.
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      CommentAuthorLazarus
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2008
     # 21
    How is the beard going Nosebag? We want weekly pictures of your whiskers posted here please! ;o)
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      CommentAuthornightcap
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2008
     # 22
    I'd say keep it trim and proper or go balls out and turn it into handle bars!!!
    • CommentAuthordajawu
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2008
     # 23
    First time I am seeing this Tim. You look exactly like the SurvivorMan on the Discovery Network. Ever watch that show, its good stuff.
  3.  # 24
    If you want respect, you have to go with the Mr. T look. Then you can walk around saying "I pity the fool"

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      CommentAuthorLazarus
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2008
     # 25
    Ha! that is some serious bling going on there. He looks like king of the chavs! LOL
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      CommentAuthorRoderick
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2008 edited
     # 26
    The TR3 was a class car, he can't be all chav!
  4.  # 27
    Was Mr. T well known in the UK? He was huge here in the 80's. With the A-Team, Rocky 3 & D.C. Cab. He was big with after school specials teaching kids to 'say no to drugs'. There was even a Mr. T cartoon. And a Mr. T 'starter' kit that was sold to kids. It was full of fake jewelry & clip on big feather earrings. It even started a huge craze of kids getting mohawks. And was a pretty good roll model for kids. Him and his 50+ pounds of gold chains around the neck.
  5.  # 28
    The TR3 he has around his waist was for a sponsorship. TR3 was a car cleaner. You can see this commercial video of him talking about. Classic.

    TR3 on YouTube

    Mr. T Burger King Commercial
    • CommentAuthordajawu
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2008
     # 29
    I love that TR3 Commercial! Defiantly a classic, I pity the fool that doesn't watch it!
    • CommentAuthorKunugaa
    • CommentTimeJul 25th 2008
     # 30
    Yeah Mr. T was pretty huge. Everyone knows the A Team. I've not heard of D.C Cab but I seem to have a vague memory of a cartoon.